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[Creaking]
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[Clattering]
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[Child's laughter]
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Uh, why is Gary late?
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He had to rewrite
a book report.
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Rewrite it?
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His computer
has a virus.
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Every time he tries
to print something,
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it gets erased.
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Ooh, scary.
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The only thing scary
about computers
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are the people
who use them.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
Sorry I'm late.
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A computer virus ate up
my book report twice,
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so on the way here I had
to borrow a virus doctor.
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When I get home, I'm gonna
destroy the rotten little virus,
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and find out who planted
it in my computer.
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Careful. A virus can
do a lot of damage.
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I know. A virus
is a disease.
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It gets inside
and takes hold,
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and once it
starts spreading,
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it's impossible
to shake.
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It's just a computer virus.
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Sure it is,
and it's just a computer.
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But viruses
can jump around,
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and there's one computer
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you never want one
to get into.
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What computer is that?
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The human brain.
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Say what?
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You've got a trillion bits
of information
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stored up here,
just like a computer.
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And if a computer virus
got into your head,
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there's no telling
what might happen,
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or where the destruction
would end.
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Submitted for the approval
of the Midnight Society,
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I call this story...
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Computer: Access approved:
Code red.
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Input may cause
extreme danger.
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Repeat: Extreme danger.
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Radio: It's 7:30, and we have
a beautiful sunny...
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[Bang]
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[Moans]
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Susan, you've been in
there for 20 minutes.
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Come on, honey,
it's getting late.
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I need a ride
to school, Dad.
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What's wrong with the bus?
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Hey!
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[Yawns]
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You gonna help me
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with my science
project tonight?
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No problem.
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You're the best.
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Do you need a lift
to school, honey?
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What's wrong with his bike?
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He has a flat tire.
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I'm OK. I'll ride
Evan's bike.
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What's Evan gonna ride?
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I'll see you, Dad.
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Hey, where's your bike?
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10 seconds left,
down by 5...
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Evan moves long.
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Touchdown.
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Nice catch.
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Hey!
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Thanks a lot.
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Hey, pay-back
for the egg
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you put in my
sneaker yesterday.
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Well, at least
I didn't make you late.
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What's the matter?
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Forgot your combo?
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I switched our locks.
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Cute, real cute.
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Uh, hi, Sonya.
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Uh, you going to
that game on Saturday?
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Yeah. Uh, how about you?
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Uh, yeah. I thought
maybe we could--
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Hi.
Hi.
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I'm going with Simon.
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Maybe we'll see you there.
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Yeah. Maybe.
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Let's go.
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"I'm going with Simon."
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Simon this, Simon that.
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Simon's the best.
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Yeah, right.
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Mr. Lewis,
would you mind
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giving more effort
into being here on time?
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Yes, Mr. Smith.
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Yes, you would mind
giving more effort?
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I mean, no, Mr. Smith.
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[Laughter]
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Sorry. I was just
getting you back.
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You like pay-back? Well,
just wait, Mr. Everything.
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You're gonna
wish you never...
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Is this something you'd like
to share with the entire class?
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Maybe a little less talking
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and a little more
paying attention.
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[Pencil lead breaks]
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I've never seen him
like that.
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He's probably still
ticked at me.
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Simon, Simon, Simon!
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Come on, he's finished.
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I'm sorry about
this morning, man.
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I didn't mean to get you
in trouble.
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It's history.
Poe's ready.
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Who?
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The science teacher.
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He's been working
on a computer game.
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We bug him to get the
first crack at it.
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Let's go.
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I guess he's not
mad at you.
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Yeah. Well, I'll see
you tomorrow, OK?
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Mr. Poe?
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[Alarm rings]
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Sound-activated alarm.
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You cannot be too ca...
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You can't be too careful.
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Industrial spies.
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My boys,
you are about to have
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the game-playing experience
of a lifetime.
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Who goes first?
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Uh, Simon.
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Me? You're
the computer genius.
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That's the beauty
of this game.
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You don't need to know a thing
about computers to play.
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Cool.
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Sit down.
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Make yourself
comfortable.
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So...
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How do I play?
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Are you familiar
with virtual reality?
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Sort of.
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It's a computer simulation
of reality.
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It makes you feel
like you're really there.
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The technology
is in its infancy,
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but the possibilities
are endless.
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I've made a breakthrough
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that surpasses
any known program.
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My friends, we are about
to step into history.
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Um, Mr. Poe?
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Where are the controls?
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Right there.
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In your mind.
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It's almost like going
into a deep dream,
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where everything
seems real.
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Your neuron impulses
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react with the microwave
circuitry,
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and that creates a certain
force of energy that...
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They'll know what to do.
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[Telephone rings]
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Man: Mr. Poe, the president
is on the phone
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on the private line.
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Tell him, uh...
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Uh, tell him
I'll be right there.
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I'm reluctant to work
with the government.
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Too much paperwork.
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Now, Simon.
What's your preference?
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Would you like to go
on a voyage to Saturn?
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Be a knight
of the round table?
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Or visit the dinosaurs
of the mesozoic?
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Well, I think I'll go with
the knight of the round table.
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Done.
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Computer: Input accepted.
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Once I start you, Evan
will monitor the game
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while I take that call.
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Now, sit back, relax.
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And just imagine that--
what the...?
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Warning. This is a warning.
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Code red.
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There's no reason
for that.
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Have a nice day.
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Ready, Simon?
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Ready.
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Then prepare yourself
to take a trip
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into imagination.
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Aaaaaggggghhhhhhh!
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Radio: Good morning,
it's 7:30, and...
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[Bang]
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It was all a dream.
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Too bad.
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[Glass shatters]
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How'd that happen?
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Morning.
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Hey, anybody up?
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[Radio static]
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Mom? Dad?
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What's going on?
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Mom: Have you
seen Simon?
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Sister: No.
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Dad: Funny. I wonder
where he is?
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I'm right here.
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Susan, would you
call your brother?
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Simon,
breakfast is ready.
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Simon, are you
down there?
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I'm up here, Simon.
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Mom?
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Mom?
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I'm in here, honey.
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Don't be late
for school.
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Now don't be late
for school.
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Don't be late
for school.
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Don't be late
for school.
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Don't be late
for school.
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Don't be late
for school.
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Don't be late
for school.
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Don't be late
for school.
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Evan: Hey, come on.
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Dad: Simon, could I
have a word with you?
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Dad?
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Either I'm dreaming, or something
real strange is going on here.
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Well, son,
you're not dreaming.
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So, I guess that leaves
us with something strange.
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[Laughs]
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Who are you? What are
you doing in my house?
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This isn't your house,
Einstein.
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You're in cyberspace.
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Cyber what?
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Cyberspace.
Virtual reality.
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You're still
in the game, Einstein,
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except that the rules
have changed.
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[Laughing]
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But what happened to the
knights of the round table?
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I blew 'em away.
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I'm a virus;
That's what I do.
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[Laughs]
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A computer virus.
How'd you get in here?
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All that matters now
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is how I'm getting out.
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Most viruses infect
and destroy.
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[Growls]
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But I'm smarter
than that.
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I've got bigger plans.
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[Laughing]
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None of this
is real, you know.
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It's input
from the computer,
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right into your head.
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But I've done a little
reprogramming.
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I don't think you should
mess with it.
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Ha ha ha. Too late.
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You've given me
the perfect setup.
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What do you mean?
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Once my program runs,
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I'll be able
to output myself
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from this stupid game
right into your brain.
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My br... what?
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When they turn off
the game,
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I'm going to stay
inside your brain.
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[Laughs]
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You're gonna take me into
the real world, Einstein,
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where I can cause
some real damage.
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[Laughing]
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I don't believe you.
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Oh, it's already
started.
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Look at your hand.
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[Cries out]
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But this is a game.
There has to be rules.
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Sure.
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Rule number one:
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I win, you lose.
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[Laughs]
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That's not fair.
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OK, I'll be fair.
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You can escape
from this game,
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but you've got only...
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Program will run
in 10 minutes
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and 35 seconds.
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You heard it, Einstein.
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[Chuckles]
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Good luck.
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Aaaaaggggghhhhhh!
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So, what was it like
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to be one of the knights
of the round table?
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There's something wrong.
There's a virus.
275
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,000
Virus? Why,
that's impossible.
276
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,240
There is! Things are
all wrong. You got to--
277
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,960
I will not sit still and let
you insult my life's work.
278
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,440
Get out.
279
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,840
But...
I said out!
280
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,080
Hey, guys?
281
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,800
What's the matter,
forgot your combo?
282
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,280
Let's go, Evan.
283
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,680
Sorry. Going to the game
with my girl.
284
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,600
But, Evan.
285
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:49,920
Evan.
286
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,400
I'm still in the game.
287
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,160
Mr. Poe, open up.
288
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,560
It's me.
289
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,600
Evan, Evan, open up.
290
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,080
The voice.
291
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,840
Mr. Smith?
292
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,760
You're late, and this is
293
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,440
the most important test
of your life.
294
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,840
Does anyone know
what 2 2 equals?
295
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,240
Five?
296
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,360
Correct. Anyone else?
297
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:49,880
6. 6 minutes left.
298
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,080
Correct. Simon?
299
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:52,800
Uh, 4.
300
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,920
And exactly what formula
did you use?
301
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,200
[Cries out]
302
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,360
[Laughing]
303
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,000
[Laughter]
304
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,280
[Cries out]
305
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,920
I've got to get
out of here.
306
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,280
What'd the virus say?
307
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,440
The computer's inputting
into my head.
308
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,200
I've got to reprogram
the computer.
309
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,440
[Laughter]
310
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:28,480
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Enjoying the game, Einstein?
311
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,240
[Laughing]
312
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,560
The speed of light
313
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,880
divided by the speed
of sound equals...
314
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,200
Five.
315
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,200
Five minutes left.
316
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,400
[Laughing]
317
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,440
Oh, man.
318
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,080
Relax.
319
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,840
I've got to think.
320
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,680
Don't panic.
321
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,680
Warning. This is a warning.
322
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:08,240
Correction--may cause
extreme danger.
323
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,360
Warning.
324
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:16,200
Hi, Simon.
How's the game going?
325
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,400
Evan, is it really you?
326
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,880
In the flesh.
327
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,880
Evan,
get me out of here.
328
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,440
The thing's gone
berserk.
329
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,160
I know. Somebody
planted a virus.
330
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,800
It was you, wasn't it?
331
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,560
Where's Poe?
332
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,000
Still on the phone.
333
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,400
But come on, Simon. I thought
you could do anything.
334
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,360
You can get out
of this yourself.
335
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,360
2-minute warning.
336
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,400
This is
your 2-minute warning.
337
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,160
[Laughing]
338
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,440
Did you see that?
339
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,600
See what?
340
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,920
The virus.
341
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,400
It's gonna take over
my brain.
342
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,920
Get me out of here.
343
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,360
Not until you apologize for
all the things you did to me.
344
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,480
What?
345
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,400
[Buzzes]
346
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,920
It's here, Evan. Help!
347
00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,800
Not until you apologize.
348
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,800
Stop it, you dweeb.
Help me.
349
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:06,280
Yoo-hoo, anybody home?
350
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,640
I'm sorry, all right?
351
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,040
I don't believe you.
352
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,120
I'm running
out of time, Evan.
353
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,920
OK, relax. I programmed
the virus myself.
354
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,040
It won't do anything
to you.
355
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,600
No? What do you
call this?
356
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,440
Oh, no.
357
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,360
[Laughs]
358
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,320
Going up?
359
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,520
[Laughing]
360
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,640
That wasn't supposed
to happen.
361
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,800
He's running his own
program. Stop it!
362
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,440
OK. OK, let me think.
363
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,280
I just have to enter
the abort code.
364
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,360
[Typing]
365
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,800
It doesn't work.
He's frozen me out.
366
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,120
Then unfreeze it.
367
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,240
I can't. Nothing responds.
368
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,720
[Laughing]
369
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,360
It won't be long now.
370
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,680
[Laughs]
371
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,120
Evan!
372
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,400
OK. You can abort
from in there,
373
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,840
but you need the code.
374
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,520
Well, give it to me.
375
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,760
I bet you can figure out
what it is.
376
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,600
Just give it to me!
377
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,240
OK. The code
is my com...
378
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,880
Evan?
Program ends
379
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,360
in one minute...
380
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,280
Evan?
381
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,480
[Laughing]
382
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,400
That's good, that's good.
383
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,760
Com, he said com.
384
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,360
Computer guy.
385
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,040
[Rattling]
386
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,320
Your combo?
387
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,720
Combo.
388
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,800
You can't block me out,
Einstein.
389
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,080
Evan's locker combo.
390
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,560
[Laughing]
391
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,160
Miss me?
392
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,120
Correct input.
Escape code accepted.
393
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,920
Guess you lose.
Press any key...
394
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,160
[Laughs]
395
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,320
Think so?
396
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,400
Press any key...
397
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,440
Press any key...
398
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:18,120
I told you. Rule number
one: I win. You lose.
399
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,280
[Laughs]
400
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,720
Now,
I'll need your hand.
401
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,720
[Laughs]
402
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,160
[Laughing]
403
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,200
No!
404
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:39,240
I think I'm gonna enjoy
being inside your brain.
405
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,400
[Laughing]
406
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,240
Kiss your brain
good-bye.
407
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,120
[Laughing]
408
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,440
No! No! No!
409
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,520
Rule number 2.
Forget rule number one.
410
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,000
Simon,
are you all right?
411
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,280
Yeah.
412
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,080
I'm OK.
413
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,560
I don't know how a virus
could have gotten in there.
414
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,440
Me neither.
415
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,080
Probably just an accident.
416
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,800
That wasn't supposed
to happen, si.
417
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,120
I just wanted
to pay you back.
418
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,400
Oh, you paid me back,
all right.
419
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,560
Do you hate me?
420
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,040
Naw, but... I'm riding
your bike home.
421
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,440
Forget it.
422
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,760
The end.
423
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,160
All right. Great story.
424
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,240
You know what I liked
about that story?
425
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,640
What?
426
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,920
No matter how bad
a thing Evan did,
427
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,920
Simon always forgave him.
428
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,920
You know what I liked
about the story?
429
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,160
What?
430
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,560
That the virus
is still alive,
431
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,320
and if you're
not careful,
432
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,800
it'll jump
into your computer.
433
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,680
I got to go.
Later.
434
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,000
[Laughter]
435
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,200
Yes.
436
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,520
Got him again,
Gary.
437
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,720
Captioned by Grant Brown